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		<title>Phatwater Updates-Excitable Toy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Phatwater on the Natchez gauge today is 29.58&#8242;, still holding 6 and a half feet above this date a year ago.  We&#8217;ll be out there again tomorrow.  I plan (have plans) to paddle the Phull Phat at least twice more before the Phatwater, October 9th.  We have a planned paddle on October 2nd, but this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Phatwater Updates-Corra Spondence</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Some of you may keep up with the paddling world excesses, and some of you may not.  This is an individual choice, much in the way some people from Wisconsin choose to refer to themselves as Wisconsonians while others refer to themselves as Wisconsinites.  I knew a fellow long ago, from Bear Trap, Wisconsin, by [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.kayakmississippi.com/phatwater/2010/09/phatwater-updates-corra-spondence/</link>
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		<title>Phatwater Updates-Flexibilitease</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Phatwater on the Natchez gauge, today, is at 31.06&#8242;, about six and a half above this date last year.  Reports continue to pour in regarding the Chicago Shoreline&#8217;s wind conditions and high waves from this past weekend. Several Phatwater paddlers were present, and all had difficulty it seems.  There were no Zeuglodon sightings, however, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Phatwater Updates-Ticonderogaine</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Pulling my hair out here with 31.33&#8242; the reading this morning, on the Natchez gauge, roughly seven and a half feet above this date a year ago.  Some may doubt my accuracy in this since yesterday I sent out false information regarding the Chicago Shoreline results for Saturday&#8217;s race.  I was unclear when I clicked [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Phatwater Updates-Give Pork A Chance</title>
		<description><![CDATA[LIFE AS A DUCKBILL PLATYPUS -or- A REVIEW OF THINGS THAT SEEM NOT TO GO TOGETHER A large breasted woman with a surgically enhanced &#8216;Texas Hold&#8217;em&#8217; nose and teeth the color of poached egg whites was yammering away on a national news program the other evening. She spoke with conviction, casting wide her Military-Chic in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Phatwater Updates-Vagabond. . .  James Vagabond.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Two guys with tans schlepped out of a canoe and into the Under-The-Hill Saloon yesterday afternoon, on their way from Galena, Illinois. They&#8217;re with the LMRK (Lower Mississippi River Keepers) and they are trying to raise funds for victims of the Gulf Oil Spill.  Their names are Matt and Justin Michael Dvorak. Matt has a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.kayakmississippi.com/phatwater/2010/08/phatwater-updates-vagabond-james-vagabond/</link>
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		<title>Phatwater Updates-Equitorialgorithm</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The sweat of my brow isn&#8217;t sufficient to keep the Phatwater at a high enough level to ensure the chance of a a new record, but rainfall in the upper reaches, 48 days out, is.  All things being equal, it&#8217;s likely we will break the existing Phatwater record of 3:41:53 in seven weeks, with what [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.kayakmississippi.com/phatwater/2010/08/phatwater-updates-equitorialgorithm/</link>
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		<title>Phatwater Updates-Superb Glue</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A number of years ago, during a discordant period of my life in which my hair was a far more pleasing, though far less mature color, I found myself camping out on a ranch somewhere south of Uvalde, Texas. It was the spring of the year, and in every corner life was abuzz. Across the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.kayakmississippi.com/phatwater/2010/08/phatwater-updates-superb-glue/</link>
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		<title>Phatwater Updates-Jello Dolly</title>
		<description><![CDATA[34.39&#8242;, reads the gauge at the bridges of Natchez, today, where the Phatwater trundles along, a living sieve of silt, laden with riches, bolstering humanity in ways which gold and platinum are incapable of doing.  Get yourself some dirt, turn it, seed it, feed it, let God&#8217;s rain pour down upon it, and food will [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.kayakmississippi.com/phatwater/2010/08/phatwater-updates-jello-dolly/</link>
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		<title>Phatwater Updates-Tropicalisthenics</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ON SATURDAY, we will be making a concerted effort to paddle a halph-Phat, weather depending.  Shuttle fee is $20 per person. Phatwater on the Natchez gauge today is a 37.69&#8242;.  Here&#8217;s a link to Phatwater Bowie Photos, on Facebook, showing some additional detail.  Tickets are $50 apiece. http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=242049&#38;id=157857842782&#38;saved We&#8217;ve been asked to open a Paypal [...]]]></description>
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