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Phatwater Updates-Chain Link Tents

It is very trying, this business of keeping up a blog.  The last post that went out did so with the omission of an entire paragraph, which is why it made no sense. Somewhere between the last edit and the “publish” button it become folded into a time warp — that’s the best I can [...]

Phatwater Updates-Cornucopediatrics

A woman exhibiting exceptional posture, wearing what I’m told by those whose mission it is to impart such information was a type footwear referred to as “flats”, and attired in a longish white smock of the sort which, together with the stethoscope draped over her neck, indicated she shared some portion of the gravy that [...]

Phatwater Updates-Pilgrims’ Grog Press

It’s noon-thirty on this Thanksgiving Day and the Phatwater on the Natchez gage is currently at:  24.68′ about eight feet above a year ago, and a good four foot higher than it was during our latest outing. Ordinarily I would have said, “four feet higher”, but today I was feeling kind’a country. I’m also already [...]

Phatwater Updates-Psych Loans

In the coming weeks we plan to reconfigure this here web site in such a way as to allow greater flexibility and ease of editing. Ease of editing, or “Edit Ease” is not to be confused with “Ed — At ease!” or “Etta tease”. Across the Phatwater, over yonder in Vidalia, Loozy-ana, there is a [...]

Phatwater Updates-Heliuminosity

20.16′ is the current reading on the Phatwater at the Natchez gage, on this fine Friday morning; our first morning at 32° for the season. We’re three and a half feet above this frosty morning of a year ago, ♬Look Away♬,  though the day promises 73° by this afternoon, with 77° in the forecast for [...]

Phatwater Updates-Drama Dairy

Phatwater on the Natchez gage today is at present, 19.51′ although it was 19.45′   and flatlining when I originally wrote this. No sooner had I completed this post than my Internet Service Provider decided I had been provided with enough Internet Service for the time at hand and subsequently quit providing service until moments [...]

Phatwater Updates-Goose Fins

I can’t think of anything to say today so this post will largely involve things I won’t be saying. I will say this: The local weather is and continues to be quite inviting; although, I am gleeful for those of you who live in parts of the country where this time of year you are [...]

Phatwater Updates-Circumlocunimbus

At 19.37′ the Phatwater on the Natchez gage, today, is exactly what it was a year ago on this date.   Here lies an example of why results have to be adjusted, constantly, days, weeks, even months after the Phatwater. In an effort to find out who the winners of certain giveaways were, I began [...]

Phatwater Updates-Gopher Baroque

Millions of people have asked me, “How do you know millions of people have asked you something?” Well . . . there you have it. The Phatwater on the Natchez gage, today, is dancing around, about four and a half feet below last year’s stage on this date at:  16.92′ The weather, by my definition, [...]

Phatwater Updates-Candy Cornography

Today the Phatwater on the Natchez gage is reading: 16.7′, five and a quarter feet below this date a year ago. Al Roker is on the Weather Channel, speaking with another superdome in Turkey about the recent “Turkey Earthquake”. I know this because I frequently post to the blog while in the aura of the [...]