This just in from Dr. Sonny Salomon.

http://www.woot.com/

I’m not familiar with everything there is available on the web, such as Woot, preferring to spend my time undertaking the study of large flightless birds as place kickers for the NFL.  Birds such as Ostriches, Emus, Cassowarys.

The term flightless is a bit misleading since none of these birds is capable of flight in the first place, and therefore could not possibly have lost the ability to fly, as the term flightless suggests.  In any event,  my candidate of choice would be the Double Wattled Cassowary, ahead of the Emu and the Ostrich.  Why? Because I think with a name like Double Wattled Cassowary, only the more serious scouts would entertain the idea of signing them for a sack of grain and uninterrupted breeding opportunities. The problem with the Double Wattled Cassowary is that they can be difficult to find.  Enter the Bushnell GPS, available through today’s Woot special, so ably  investigated and reported upon by our stalwart guardian of the choppers, Dr. Sonny.

This is not a product endorsement, by the way, although we’ve gotten nowhere with either Magellan or Garmin, so maybe it’s time to look into Bushnell as a Phatwater Sponsor.

All for now-KB