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Phatwater Updates-Favre To New Orleans

Attempts by Minnesotans to flood New Orleans this past week, in hopes of a change of venue for the NFC Championship Game, were thwarted, thanks to Colonel Culpepper Romaine, of the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers, whose responsibility to adjust flows through the Old River Control Structure at the Morganza Spillway, some 60 river miles [...]

Phatwater Updates-Mistaken Virginity

Mistake from yesterday.  The BluzCruz is on April 17, a Saturday, and the Ochsner’s Ironman is the following day, Sunday the 18th. All for now-KB

Phatwater Updates-Woot Suit

This just in from Dr. Sonny Salomon. http://www.woot.com/ I’m not familiar with everything there is available on the web, such as Woot, preferring to spend my time undertaking the study of large flightless birds as place kickers for the NFL.  Birds such as Ostriches, Emus, Cassowarys. The term flightless is a bit misleading since none [...]

Phatwater Updates-Where The Buffalo Roam

Phatwater on the Natchez Gauge today is 32.35′, though there is a projected 9+’ rise coming. Talk of a trip to the Bogue Homa on Saturday has stalled as contract negotiations are afoot and Braxton Barden’s agent has sent him to the taxi squad, back to Yokosuka Naval Air Base,  where real estate deals aren’t [...]

Phatwater Updates-Swine Flew

Phatwater on the Natchez Gauge today is 45.42′ and still rising.  The forecast for Friday is 18˚ F, so it looks like we’ll be swinging an axe and not a paddle this Saturday. Heard a report today about how American women returning from holiday in Dubai were having to surrender their dignity, as well as [...]

Phatwater Updates-Bonatomy

Phatwater on the Natchez Gauge today is 45.01′ and still climbing but is expected to begin falling by Friday.  Waiting to see what the weather will do. I feel like such a bonehead.  This thing: is called the “philtrum”.  Same as it is in humans.  I had never before heard it referred to as the [...]

Phatwater Updates-K9 unknown

Greetings.  Level of the Phatwater today, on the Natchez Gauge, is 44.69′ and rising. If this weather holds and we get a warm day toward next weekend we may attempt a second attempt on the Giles Circumnavigation, provided it doesn’t conflict with the BCS or anyone’s cooking classes. I love a good controversy.  I love [...]

Phatwater Updates-Culture Skulpt

Greetings for the new year, YAWL.  The Phatwater on the Natchez Gauge, today, is 43.91′, ten and a half feet above where it was this time last January 1st.  The weather is moderating here, although there is a significant freeze heading our way, so today’s the day to being paddling for our 2010 log.  How [...]